Why There Is No Gain Without Pain

Its actually a long story. Once there lived five kid Word GOD brothers(which means for the less perceptive amongst you that they were five Word Gods and they were kids and they were brothers). Their names were Stain, Rain, Pain, Gain and Insane. One afternoon after their lunch they all sat down to play in Eden, a game called Man-Man,(a game played by immortals). And it so happened that Stain began to cry all of a sudden, he wailed and said he wanted to be with Rain because he himself being impure wanted to cancel out his vices by teaming up with the pure Rain. God Almighty who was trying to catch some sleep when the game had begun got annoyed and in order to pacify Stain immediately granted an eternal command(much better than a wish) " Let it be as Stain doth wisheth for who doesnt want peace in heaven and hell and earth" and Lo and behold! It came true. Now Pain who was not so beautiful heard about how Stain got his wish come true and she began to cry," I am so ugly,if only I could be with someone who would make people think otherwise" and then she began to cry even louder" I want to be with Gain" God being disturbed again got terribly angry but still He decided let the kids have it as they wish "So let it be forever and now somebody up there, let me sleep" and then He corrected Himself "Down there" and turned to sleep muttering" too much of mortal movies...damn Me!!" The kids now realised that God was really angry this time and they didint want to mess with His siesta once more, so when Insane who complained that he was lonely needed a solution they came up with one of their own. They decided to share him. And so now, Stain got Rain, Pain got Gain and everyone got Insane...!